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Posted by Ankur Shah in I know I’ve been on a blogging hiatus for some time now, but I’m not going to let that stop me from wishing everyone an awsomest happy new year! If I think back and remember all the highs and lows from last year, I’d say that, all in all, 06 was good to me — I popped the question (yep, details to follow soon), was mostly successful at work, and stayed healthy.
Looking ahead, 2007 is going to start out HUGE for me as I’m taking the plunge in the not-so-distant future (I said I’ll give details soon!). I just hope this year brings us all lots of happiness and prosperity, and makes this world a better place to live!
best wishes for the new year and congratulations on your wedding!
[...] As I mentioned earlier, I’m about to take the next big step in my life by tying the knot with my now-fiance, Neha. Well, today’s the big day (!!) and while I hear ~200 people downstairs in our house in India, dancing to the beats of the DJ, celebrating the beginning of the day, I just wanted to take a minute and acknowledge this great moment in my life here. [...]
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There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,
“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”
Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”
“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”
A few moments later…
“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”
A few moments later…
“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”
“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”
A few moments later…
“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”
had recently herpes virus found in my blood. what I haveto do??? I’m in panic…